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Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is
- The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
- Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
- People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
- It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening.
- Regular customers included:
- A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
- A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
- An actual group of Neo-Nazis
- An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
- Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
- A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
- I have more these are just off the top of my head
I can’t believe I forgot
- two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
- I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.
remember that 2001 disney channel original movie “luck of the irish” where the kid found out he was a leprechaun and took down the huge potato chip company to get his family’s gold charm heirloom to prevent that evil leprechaun from controlling his family which had the iconic opening scene where he was in his class taking a quiz and didnt feel like doing it so he randomly selected a bunch of answers and turned it in and the teacher was like yo i saw you you kno this class has a no guessing policy these answers are…. correct…….. i apologize… anyways so like today i was in class and i guessed on my entire math multiple choice quiz without even reading the questions and when i got it back i had a hundred AND my mom’s irish so like what i wanna say is i think im a leprechaun destined to destroy capitalism
fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.
i cant help but read this with a heavy russian accent
I’ve had Disney XD playing in the background for the past two days because I’m sick and I want some connection to the outside world playing constantly and I don’t think there’s been a period longer than an hour where they haven’t been playing Phineas and Ferb or Adam Sandler’s Bedtime Stories and I feel like I’m trapped in some kind of bizarre time loop. I don’t want to change the channel either because I want to see how long this is going to go on for. I don’t think I will change the channel until it stops.
I’ve woken up from a nap on two different days to see the same exact part of Bedtime Stories playing on my TV. It was the part where Adam Sandler was floating in this weird futuristic stadium and getting his ear tickled by his opponent. I went back to bed both times. I’m almost positive these were two different days though.
Worth noting I don’t actually have the sound on. I just want the flashing images on. I’ve only turned the sound on once to find out what was happening on Phineas and Ferb because they were doing the Caramelldansen in Tokyo (which is weird because Caramelldansen isn’t even Japanese; it’s Sweedish as I recall.)
Phineas and Ferb is still on.
Phineas and Ferb is still on.
Phineas and Ferb is still on.
hey, is it still on?
lemme check
holy shit wreck it ralph is starting
Anonymous asked:
how do you misspell "problem" as "Prahblem" like, the a is virtually opposite from the o on the keyboard
sandsvendor100 answered:
Do You Have A Prahblem?
anon thinks seymour uses a keyboard LOL
I Sit On My Xbox And Wiggle My Tummy Sending Shock-And-Waves Into The Deep Web
I’m getting my oil changed, sitting in the lobby while I wait, and this lady is talking to the clerk about some kind of payment she needs to make (a store card, maybe? Probably). She asks if she can make her payment in store and the guy says, “Cash payments, yeah.”
Lady: “So can I use a debit card?”
Clerk: “No, unfortunately, that’s the downside. You can make a payment in store, but it has to be cash.”
Lady: “So I can’t use a check or a card?”
NO LADY YOU FUCKING CAN’T HE SAID CASH PAYMENTS ONLY TWICE JFC I HATE PEOPLE
(Since tumblr’s reply system sucks, let me try that again on a reblog.)
This reminds me of the single greatest thing I think I’ve ever witnessed.
I was grocery shopping once at a store where their internet was down (or whatever they used like… 15 years ago?… to communicate with credit card companies). There were signs EVERYWHERE that said “No Credit Cards at this time. All purchases are Cash Only.” Big ones at the registers too, but the cashier working my line was also telling every person before ringing them up.
This guy in front of me let the cashier ring him up and then HANDED OVER HIS DEBIT CARD. I am almost certain the cashier didn’t even say anything before calling for a manager, but when the manager got there, she was like, *totally robotic, dead voice of a person who has literally said this a THOUSAND TIMES*, “We’re cash only today.”
The customer said, “That’s a debit card. It’s just like cash.” And he was super condescending about it.
So the manager opened the cash drawer, took out a 5, 10, and a 20 dollar bill and proceeded to study all the bills next to this man’s debit card. I mean, squinting and smoothing her finger over the corners and everything. (My money is on this woman being a theater nerd, lol.)
But anyway, I’m starting to quietly lose it, because this has just turned from annoying to The Best Thing Ever in the blink of an eye.
Finally, the manager goes, “You’re absolutely right, sir. Sorry for the inconvenience, it’s EXACTLY LIKE A 10 DOLLAR BILL.” She opens the drawer, puts the bills away, PUTTING HIS DEBIT CARD ON TOP OF THE PILE OF 10S, and calmly says, “Your remaining balance is (whatever his total was less ten dollars).
Of course the asshole customer lost his fucking mind and started ranting, and I’m sure that manager caught hell for it, but dude. Best Power Move Ever.
I have no idea how it actually ended because the cashier opened a different line to check us out, but man. I will never forget that.
This lady is my hero. May she still be out there, in perfect health, destroying entitled assholes like a wrecking ball.
i would just like to point out that the recent conversation surrounding the male birth control trials isn’t just “lol weak men can’t deal with side effects” it’s the fact that when they were testing hormonal birth control for women in the 50s & 60s, the side effects were much worse, and the women who participated in them, mostly in puerto rico, were not told about the side effects or that the drug was experimental
and THEN when women dropped out, they started using incarcerated women as their guinea pigs, and then despite the fact that some scientists who participated in the original trials were like “uh i don’t think this is actually good, it’s making a lot of these women sick,” the pharmaceutical industry & fda were like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and approved it for the general population anyways, without really warning women about the potential for all these negative side effects
and THEN researchers basically ceased to do any type of research on side effects like depression and decreased libido for 50 years, despite the fact that women were still complaining about them, and because there was no “hard evidence” of these side effects, a lot of doctors basically just assumed women were exaggerating or making it up. and that continued until the first major study of depression in women who take hormonal contraceptives was released just. this. year.
so yeah, the patriarchy. *waves flag*
further reading:
- the puerto rico pill trials
- the racist & sexist history of keeping side effects of birth controls secret
- “it’s not in your head” striking new study links birth control to depression
- the side effects of male birth control stopping drug trials reveals a disturbing sexism
- male birth control shot prevents pregnancy, researchers call for further study to reduce risk of depression, other side effects
oh, and fun fact: even after this new study was released, a lot of the scientific community is still being like “but can we PROVE these women aren’t just depressed because they’re LOVESICK?”
edit: for those of you confused about the purpose of this post, this is not a “women had it bad 70 years ago so men deserve to have it bad now” post. this is a “wow it’s great that scientists took these men’s (very serious) side effects seriously, and it would be great if they did the same for women’s, because despite the fact that hormonal bc for women came out 70 years ago, we still have very little research on the negative mental health problems that women experience while on hormonal bc, so that when they do experience these side effects, they are often dismissed by their doctors and have very few alternative forms of bc to turn to” post
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I’m like 4 days away from my storage unit being auctioned off and all I can do is cry about it because there ain’t nowhere for me to get $120 in that time lol. I’m about to lose every photo I ever took, the embroidered pictures my dead grandmother made for me, the things she left me, diaries, etc. I’m just fucking devastated. Ive had to replace my wardrobe like three times now but this is different, I can’t replace these things.
Some interest in helping with this has been expressed; money can be sent to PayPal.me/roydieu 💜
Hey man I don’t know this person super well but on a basic compassionate human level, please anybody donate some money, I would be heartbroken to lose stuff important to me like this
You’re so sweet and kind, thank you 💗
We got $90 in donations last night, guys! Thank you so much everyone who donated, we only need $30 more! 💜
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